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Take a peek! I am the one your mother warned you about. I'm not the sort of person you should put on speakerphone.

Life is an eternal journey to know oneself. I want to kill the sexiest person alive but suicide is a crime. I have drama, and I have memories. Most people don't take the time to explore the real me.

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I feel sad when I go to unfriend someone and they've already beat me to it. If I don't love me, who will? I have an eating disorder. Love me or hate me, I promise it won't break me! Everyone who didn't missed out.

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